Mt. Everest, like you've never heard it described before

I just have to chuckle at some of the voice and word choice my students produce while writing. I read a report about Mt. Everest and here are a few exact quotes:

"I need to say why it's very stuffy doodles."

"Mt. E's latitude is 27.986065 and longitude is 86.922623, mouthful I know."

"Also you wonder...formed how it was (Yoda impression)."

"LOTS AND LOTS of people die trying to touch the Summit."